Take this fun quiz to help you determine whether you're a good husband

Take the Quiz here. Quiz
My favorite is #15
Some of the fun questions from Esquire Mag are:

1. Have you ever described yourself as a "good husband"?

No

Yes

2. Which do you take out more often in a typical week?

The garbage

Your mistress

3. By which word does your wife more frequently refer to you?

Sweetheart

Asshole

4. Which of these pet names do you use to refer to your wife?

Sweetheart

Honey

Baby

Darling

None of the above

5. After you make dinner...

You do the dishes, too.

You offer to do the dishes and hope she insists on doing them.

You leave the dishes for her.

6. Cunnilingus?

Yes

No

Gross

7. Do you have a legal will?

Yes

No

8. Do you have life insurance?

Yes

No

9. Do you have health insurance?

Yes

No

10. Would you be able to physically remove your wife from a burning building?

No, but I would try.

Yes

No

15. "Honey?"

"Yes, sweetheart?"

"What?!"

18. Have you said any of the following things to your wife within the last six months?

None of the below

"Shut up."

"Guy time."

"I've never loved you."

21. Do you know the color of your wife's eyes?

Yes

No

28. When's the last time you told your wife you love her?

Hang on a second ... just did.

Earlier today.

At some point in the last week.

No idea.

30. You gained some weight and now your wedding ring doesn't fit:

You lose some weight so that it will fit.

You get it resized.

Eh.

32. Do you ever stay at work late because you don't feel like going home to your wife?

No

Yes

Yes and I also get up early so that I don't have to stay in bed with her.

31. Which answer appropriately describes the woman you're having an affair with?

n/a

Woman on the side.

Longtime mistress.

Women, you mean.

Sister-in-law

34. Do you ever find your wife staring at you for no apparent reason?

Yes

No

35. Is it possible she was wondering when you're going to die?

Sure

Nah